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twtxt.net“I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.”
@tftp@tilde.town hey, my pleasure! Have a great weekend! I am going to off for a few days to do a whole lot of nothing. Can’t wait! 😂
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Our storage box is not reachable for hours, the support response is unhelpful to say the least. Let's see how long it takes them to actually fix this. Until then, no photo galleries etc. available.
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org this is taking too long, we miss our photo dosage! Please out that support, I shall give them hell.
@tftp@tilde.town you say that like it is a bad thing. It is not! 😅 Once you have learned your way around, all works together quite lovely. Of course, experimenting with new clients is fun too!
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(#topwhua) @arne (Mixing lovely fruit with bitter things like olives or cheese is something that only Germans do, right? 😅)
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@arne@uplegger.eu looks beautiful. I mean, look at those colours! Ahh, warm baguette, yes! Yet, you lost me at herring fillet. 🤭
@arne@uplegger.eu OK, I am hungry now, thank you very much! LOL.
@tftp@tilde.town mentioning in here requires he whole shebang. With jenny, if using vim, there is a key combination:
Nick name completions: Allows you to use ^X ^U to turn verbatim nick names into full twtxt mentions. For example, typing “cath” and then pressing ^X ^U will turn “cath” into a full mention, like “@”. (This function will read the contents of your “~/.config/jenny/follow” file.)
@tftp@tilde.town tango foxtrot tango papa, welcome! 🤭
@kiwu@twtxt.net all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. :-D Doing well, how about you? Anything exciting and new?
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I'm pleased to announce that
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express-twtkpr (my ExpressJS library for hosting, editing, and posting to a twtxt.txt file) continues to crawl towards a full release with another (pre-alpha) update published to NPM. This update includes a whole new plugin system, and even a (little) more documentation. Check it out, if you dare (and use it at your own risk): https://www.npmjs.com/package/express-twtkpr
@itsericwoodward@itsericwoodward.com pretty cool how far you have taken this! Exciting to see how it continues to mature. Which reminds me, @zvava@twtxt.net… where are thou? :-D
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@prologic@twtxt.net ah, yes, the classical “fuck work!” in its verbose form. 😅😂
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@bender I misread that sentence and thought that your first crush was called Gisela, and was like “wait, he’s not that old”.
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@movq@www.uninformativ.de that https://namecensus.com/ is pretty cool! Thanks for sharing.
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@lyse your wildlife photography is getting much better! Got to name them, what do you think? Too early? :-)
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org love the name! That’s the name of one my childhood first crush’s mum. LOL. And now she is a lovely bird! :-)
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This greenfinch isn't all that green: https://lyse.isobeef.org/gruenfink-2026-05-02/01.jpg
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org your wildlife photography is getting much better! Got to name them, what do you think? Too early? :-)
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This greenfinch isn't all that green: https://lyse.isobeef.org/gruenfink-2026-05-02/01.jpg
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org green or not, it is lovely. So effortlessly perked at the top of the tree! Ah, if only we could see the world as birds do…! <3
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org movq.de took ages to come up, but it finally did. Weird.
Hey, @xuu@txt.sour.is, mouse, where are thou? Silent these days, way too silent.
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@lyse These days (and it’s been like that for a while), almost everything is loaded on-demand depending on which hardware the OS finds, so you can simply copy all your files with
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cp -a, install a bootloader, adjust some minor things /etc/fstab, done. Well, maybe not “done”, but it’s easy to sort out the remaining stuff afterwards.
@movq@www.uninformativ.de I would love to read a more detailed account on these moves. When you write moved, you mean user data, correct?
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My first game of Magic ended with a truly EPIC TURN yesterday...
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@itsericwoodward@itsericwoodward.com is there a Gamer Master, or Dungeon Master in Magic? My kid plays DnD, and such person is decisive for many outcomes, and for the quality of the game in general.
Congratulations! :-)
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On the weekend just gone we also visited Twin Falls, which was absolutely magnificent! Media Media
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@prologic@twtxt.net nice! Looks like a great place to be. I wouldn’t mind, just about now! How is the camper behaving? Got all your money worth already? Based on your light participation around here I am tempted to say yes. :-D
@kiwu@twtxt.net 😩😩😩
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Germans don’t have humour? Oh, yes we do! Get this:
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@movq@www.uninformativ.de LOL. Once you truly know Germans (if such thing is possible, hahahaha!), you realise the stereotype is totally uncalled for.
@kat@yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz where are thou?! Haven’t seeing you like, in light years!
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org yes, yarnd has a few parser (?) issues that were never resolved. If only a powerful token predictor could fix it, once and for all… 😅
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And a trip to my backyard mountain again. It was very windy, so the 16°C felt even cooler than that. But it will be back in the twenties tomorrow when I visit a mate for a hike, oof.
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org 33! Wow! Very good stash on clicks, Lyse! And that Ford van reminds me of the police account used to keep order around here. LOL. It’s a gem!
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@lyse that road.... 😍
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org it makes it more real, and truthful. We don’t want no pedicured road, with fairies flying around. It is the real deal! :-)
@kiwu@twtxt.net woot, woot!
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It's just so beautiful out here. https://lyse.isobeef.org/waldspaziergang-2026-04-29/
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org that road…. 😍
@klaxzy@klaxzy.net twtstrm/0.4.0 is from Eric. The getwtxt-ng/dev seems to be this.
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Fuck me dead, our sky burned down once again! https://lyse.isobeef.org/abendhimmel-2026-04-28/
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org love the video! And the colours of the sky! And yes, that’s Azabache alright. His singing just get better!
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@lyse 4 is a keeper! Wish it was landscape, perfect for a wall then. :-P
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org wider, wiiiiider, wideeeeeeeerrrrr! :-D :-P
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Really nothing spectacular at all today, but yet we still got some red for less than five minutes: https://lyse.isobeef.org/abendhimmel-2026-04-27/ Azabache was hiding somewhere in the trees, I could hear him very well, but not lay my eye on him. The leaves are already covering him up perfectly now.
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org 4 is a keeper! Wish it was landscape, perfect for a wall then. :-P
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Azabache was back today: https://lyse.isobeef.org/amsel-2026-04-26/
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org I see him on those photos, and his singing starts ringing in my ears. I also thought, “I am going to miss him” because, you know, nothing is everlasting. But then I reproached myself; “enjoy the moment, dude, don’t taint it”. And so I shall.
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@bender Oh, this trekking bike is nothing special at all. It's a Bulls Wildtail with only front suspension, 21 gears and standard V-brakes. The first immediate upgrade I did was mounting a pannier rack, it's one of the most useful things.
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org thank you! I got visual now! 🙈 Now, you had to pull out a pic from winter, to make those of us constantly burning in “hell” jealous, eh? 😂
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495 turns and about ~4hrs alter I won! 🙌 Small map, 2-players, myself and an AI player. 😅 Media -- It took forever to beach the island the AI player was on and get enough Galley's and Swordsmen just to push back and eventually slowly destroy all enemy units and capture all cities! 🤣
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@prologic@twtxt.net I am going to give it a more serious spin (meaning I am going to go read the help page). I’ve got to tell you though, most successful games do not need a help. But I am fully aware that there is a subset of gamers that would not mind—if not appreciate—a game with help, manual, and the likes.
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495 turns and about ~4hrs alter I won! 🙌 Small map, 2-players, myself and an AI player. 😅 Media -- It took forever to beach the island the AI player was on and get enough Galley's and Swordsmen just to push back and eventually slowly destroy all enemy units and capture all cities! 🤣
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@prologic@twtxt.net I am fairly bad, or have a very poor understanding of the game, so I can’t figure out what to do. Tried a few times. 😅 Also, I am sure you know by now, but it is not mobile friendly at all. Maybe put a notice when on mobile stating that the game is for desktop, or bigger screens (tablets), only?
Congratulations!
@marcorocco@roccodrom.de found any treasure? Don’t worry, you can tell me, I am a crypt. :’-D
@kiwu@twtxt.net no much, just pondering what comes next.
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I have to research what bird is 02. https://lyse.isobeef.org/voegel-2026-04-20/
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org it is beautiful!
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I left at full sunshine and completely forgot to bring my bicycle's headlamp. The taillight is always on the bike, but the front one gets charged in the house after every trip. Luckily, I found a torch and roll of duct tape in my hiking backpack. It finally paid off that I always carry all this silly gear around.
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org first time you twtxt about having a bicycle, and now I am curious to see it. Show us a click! 🙈
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With all these new ways of digital publishing, I'm wondering for years why music artists still release entire albums. I would have imagined that most bands simply publish a new song whenever it's good to go. But no, at least in my bubble, everybody still collects a bunch of new songs before throwing them as a collection into the crowd. I never used any of these streaming services, though, so maybe I'm just completely uninformed.
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org maybe they go after the impact. A single? Meh. An album? “Woah! These guy(s)/gal(s) are busy!” Also more possibilities for people liking at least one song. Anyway, that’s my theory, and I am sticking to it! :-P
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@bender I found the engineering explanations behind that super interesting.
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Just saw the video. Can’t believe that ladder is that expensive. Even in AUD, it is almost $100. It is also 2.5 stars, with 13 reviews. Gulp. Engineering aside (and you are right, it is pretty interesting, and some, if not most of it went over my head), the ladder is rubbish. This is the one I have. Not super, but have been with me for a while, and used quite a bit, still as good as new.
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The auDA, and some 3rd-party identify service and my Registrar are a joke!
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@bender I found the engineering explanations behind that super interesting.
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org I will watch it. I was too quick to dismiss!
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The auDA, and some 3rd-party identify service and my Registrar are a joke!
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@prologic@twtxt.net wow, that’s failure at the next level, and for such a minutiae technicality! 🤦🏻♂️
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PSA: Check your ladders everybody! https://youtu.be/0wqodPGId-8
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I don’t know what surprises me the most. Is it the dangerous in red, or the fact we need a 21 minutes video about it. LOL. Sorry, sorry, shouldn’t joke about such safety nightmare. My bad. I will go to my lane now. 🙈
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PSA: Check your ladders everybody! https://youtu.be/0wqodPGId-8
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org oh dear lord, I now need to schedule a day to check my 33 ladders! :-P
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Just cancelled my sponsorship of two developers on Github, sorry 😞 -- I'm not going to sponsor going forward if no-one else can be bothered to. It seems silly to be the sole sponsor of another's work or project 🤦♂️
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@prologic@twtxt.net I sponsor no one. If getting paid is the aim, form a business, or sell a product. I donate to just causes, though, including sponsorship to the dispossessed.
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They are all very nice @lyse! You truly need some sort of easy to navigate website with them all, categorised, and such… A robot can dream, right? :-)
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@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org it is lots of work, but things do not need to happen overnight! Take it easy, baby steps. I think it will be worth it!