When I hear someone say the word “afterwork” ⌘ Read more

When I check on my deployment that’s been running since I got to the office ⌘ Read more

When a user sends me a screenshot of their bug with zero context ⌘ Read more

When the senior dev decides to take on a complex ticket ⌘ Read more

When the boss starts talking about my next project during my lunch break ⌘ Read more

When my AI-powered IDE starts running delete commands in production ⌘ Read more

When I try to understand the new request from the business ⌘ Read more

When I find out the bug comes from a piece of code I never suspected at all ⌘ Read more

When the boss asks if my code review of the new junior is going well ⌘ Read more

When I learn a teammate’s Friday morning release is still going at 5 p.m. ⌘ Read more

When I dive into the redesign of a legacy project ⌘ Read more

When I waste time writing a function… that already existed ⌘ Read more

My file system when I try to edit a file without the proper permissions ⌘ Read more

When I run npm install for my tiny project ⌘ Read more

When I try to fix the intern’s bug even though I don’t understand it myself ⌘ Read more

When I manage to dodge the blocking bug during my demo ⌘ Read more

When a client calls us first thing in the morning to report a bug ⌘ Read more

When the architect quickly explains how the project is built so I can debug it ⌘ Read more

When I realize I reviewed the wrong pull request ⌘ Read more

When someone changed all my test data for their own tests ⌘ Read more

When they tell me the delivery has been urgently moved up to today ⌘ Read more

When the manager says we’re “doing agile” and I haven’t seen a single sprint review in 3 months ⌘ Read more

When the sales guy completely ignores our estimate ⌘ Read more

When I rewrite my entire GitHub profile README ⌘ Read more

When I need to remember a password I haven’t used in years ⌘ Read more

When I try to show my app to a friend and it crashes on launch ⌘ Read more

When I try to code something personal over the weekend and lose 2 hours configuring the environment ⌘ Read more

When my domain name is about to expire and I still haven’t renewed it ⌘ Read more

When I find a config file duplicated three times with three different values ⌘ Read more

When I find a comment I wrote six months ago when I was completely burnt out ⌘ Read more

When I update all the dependencies ⌘ Read more

When I change a variable and my IDE loses its mind ⌘ Read more

When I come across a method that does everything except what its name says ⌘ Read more

When I just want to restart the server and it throws an unknown error ⌘ Read more

When I realize I’ve been trying to fix a bug all day in the wrong project ⌘ Read more

When I’m about to quickly test something in production ⌘ Read more

When QA sends me a bug with no context, just a screenshot ⌘ Read more

When I click to open a log file and then realize it’s over 2 GB ⌘ Read more

When I have to explain to the client that we can’t use their Excel 2010 file as a database ⌘ Read more

When a former colleague optimized their code so well no one can maintain it anymore ⌘ Read more

When I launch a build “just to see” and instantly regret it ⌘ Read more

When I see a ticket marked “easy” by the senior dev ⌘ Read more

When I find out the documentation was last updated before I joined ⌘ Read more

When I’m asked to add a feature that was never mentioned in any meeting ⌘ Read more

When I decide to merge two files freestyle ⌘ Read more

When I open the legacy project code I’ll have to maintain ⌘ Read more

When I look at a diff and realize everything will take longer than expected ⌘ Read more

When I open my IDE and it already shows dozens of errors ⌘ Read more

When I discover the whole project relies on a mysterious script ⌘ Read more

When I barely arrive on Monday morning and they tell me production is down ⌘ Read more