Bad idea of the day: a movie review show where you review imaginary movies that you wish were coming out but never will, and you give them bad reviews

We shouldn’t let people get used to the idea that software fails - Rakhim.org https://rakhim.org/2018/07/software-shouldnt-fail

Bad idea of the day: replace your planner with a planchette and let DEAD GHOSTS set your daily schedule, remind you of appointments, etc.

Bad idea of the day: 9p/scuttlebutt bridge

Bad idea of the day: 9p/activitypub bridge

Hot take: the space of all possible understandable statements is composed almost exclusively of references to complex & abstract ideas with a tenuous relationship to any physical reality & unclear test conditions

Bad idea of the day: Get Annals of the Perrigues style themed corpora type output in your templates by adjusting probabilities by the semantic distance between a choice & some word that is the locus of a theme, with word2vec or something

Is a hole a real thing, or just a place where something isn’t? | Aeon Ideas https://aeon.co/ideas/is-a-hole-a-real-thing-or-just-a-place-where-something-isnt

Revolutionary ideas always are masked as a return to older ideas or appeal to common sense ONLY because they can’t be expressed without the intellectual groundwork that makes them seem inevitable once fully comprehended.

Bad idea of the day: 72-hour osdev jam

Whoever decided to nae a government agency after a thing that sets your head on fire if you forget your password too many times should also be too self-aware to think having one of these is a good idea.

Bad idea of the day: Jojo Stands but they’re all Lemon Demon / Neil Cicerega songs

Bad idea of the day: a physical crank for rolling back commits

Bad idea of the day: a fuzzer disguised as a usb charger

Bad idea of the day: A lootbox service for public-domain work – every month you get a hardcover of a PD book & a vinyl of a PD recording

The difficulty in translating ‘dokidoki’ for non-otaku audiences is a great example of why conceptual frames are a useful idea. You can literally translate it as ‘badump’ because it’s the heartbeat sfx, but you lose something.

Bad idea of the day: Use ssb to coordinate pinning of ipfs objects

Bad idea of the day: Scroll back through GUI input events & application states like you scroll back through shell history; inject conditionals and loops; use speculative execution of applications to show projected state from these changes.

Bad idea of the day: A language with APL-style syntax and PROLOG-style semantics

Bad idea of the day: A small dedicated machine (like a chumby, maybe based on the raspberry pi) that ships with ipfs & ssb/patchwork, casts from ipfs or peertube to TVs.

The khipu code: the knotty mystery of the Inkas’ 3D records | Aeon Ideas https://aeon.co/ideas/the-khipu-code-the-knotty-mystery-of-the-inkas-3d-records

Bad idea of the day: A tarot deck formatted like a set of business cards, one for the egregore of each arcanum (major and minor – not just trumps)

Bad idea of the day: Distort text so that, from a distance, it will be read as a QR code containing the same text – a typographical pseudo-quine

Return the pop-culture idea of the MIB to where it was in the mid-60s: tall, pale, completely hairless, wearing bright red lipstick, and with bulging eyes and a robotic, monotone vocal cadence.

article idea: media (esp. social media) as perverse psychogeography, & the inhabitants of transient spaces by career & disposition

Bad idea of the day: treating asemic combinations of dictionary words as an aesthetic to be appropriated by commerce, and appropriating it with commerce, thus making attempts to identify dictionary-based chaffing techniques lossier

Bad idea of the day: creating ads that target asemic combinations of dictionary words order to identify people who use dictionary-based chaffing techniques

Bad idea of the day: creating ads that target things that are in dictionaries but could never be sold in order to identify people who use dictionary-based chaffing techniques

Bad idea of the day: running a script that speaks random words aloud all day while you leave your phone at home, in order to chaff your audio-surveillance-based ad targeting

You’re simply not that big a deal: now isn’t that a relief? | Aeon Ideas https://aeon.co/ideas/youre-simply-not-that-big-a-deal-now-isnt-that-a-relief

Bad idea of the day: edit executable files by removing any bytes that are not numberwang

There’s this idea in Land & Zizek that the iterative is at war with the rational / the evolutionary at war with the revolutionary b/c the former saps the discontent that powers the latter

Bad idea of the day: a noir story set in the insular world of professional c-list celebrity impersonators

I should probably implement an example version of transcopyright for my repo of ‘important data structures, algorithms, & ideas that have no easily-understood isolated example implementations’ (https://github.com/enkiv2/misc/tree/master/ds-lib) since it’s already mostly xanadu shit

Possible article idea: ‘the case for chaffing’

How do elites manage to hijack voters’ ideas of themselves? | Aeon Essays https://aeon.co/essays/how-do-elites-manage-to-hijack-voters-ideas-of-themselves

Bad idea of the day: A parody of The Haunting of Hill House called The Haunting of White House, from the perspective of a scatterbrained narcissist who is influenced by the angry ghosts of the dead to join the government.

Psychogenic shivers: why we get the chills when we aren’t cold | Aeon Ideas https://aeon.co/ideas/psychogenic-shivers-why-we-get-the-chills-when-we-arent-cold

Bad idea of the day: the melophone – it plays a tape loop on the line if you pick up the handset

Why Everyone Loves Macaroni and Cheese | Essay | Zócalo Public Square http://www.zocalopublicsquare.org/2018/05/24/everyone-loves-macaroni-cheese/ideas/essay/

Bad idea of the day: Use eliza as your therapist for an hour a day for years, then train a markov bot on the logs.

What caused Elon Musk’s Twitter meltdown? He’s enraged people stopped believing his tall tales. - Vox https://www.vox.com/the-big-idea/2018/5/30/17405922/elon-musk-twitter-meltdown-tesla-valuation-bubble-model-3-promises-reality

Bad idea of the day: A fediverse node that only federates over packet radio via moon bounce

Writing long, overly complex, & logically flawed apologia of bad mainstream ideas in order to recast them as revolutionary is a growth industry. (See the ‘intellectual dark web’, whose major unifying trait is boringly normie positions.) Why not reach for a surreal or absurd take?

Bad idea of the day: Put the ‘hyper’ modifier key back on the keyboard, but you hold it while typing to create hyperlinks, press it while clicking to open a hyperlink

Bad idea of the day: altcoin where the proof of work is correctly decoding messages from extraterrestrial civilizations

Bad idea of the day: As soon as a topic is identified to be trending, hide all conversation about it from anyone not already in the thread. Keep it hidden for 24 hours.

Bad idea of the day: Take advertising jingles and slow them down by 8x or more, remix them together, add infrasound and 19hz binaural beats.

Bad idea of the day: Replace each word with another with maximum delta in word vector space but minimum edit distance, or vice versa. Tune weights until result is interesting.

Bad idea of the day: MC Eliza, who rephrases your diss track in the form of a question. “How does that make you feel? Tell me more. Perhaps in your fantasies my flow is basic.”