smoloch! cold tea and moldy bread!↵smoloch, the stubbed toe! ↵smoloch, the slightly uncomfortable seat!
░ ░ ░ I have an idea for a joke format↵░ ░ honey I think we’re on tumblr↵░ splendid↵my tea exited through my ears
The researchers do not dare kill their failed sentient AIs, instead retire them to a dedicated datacenter: The endless superhuman tea party.
The production budget has run out. Tea is tasting stale, the animals are tired, the night sky shows stains like a run down cinema’s screen.
Your mug blinks in and out of existence since that time you mixed moondust ink in it. Be quick to drink or your tea will end up in your lap.
experimentator’s notes: it was black tea I left for a bit too long (nearly cold), and the mug already had a patina from previous teas.
I wish this were less impossible to film but my tea is clinging to the inner side of my mug in a thin film and just kinda… convecting.
I just earned the ‘Tea Time’ badge on @untappd! http://t.co/YRjkZA6AtG