@bender@twtxt.net You are totally correct! The thing is: The Caveman within was thinking how minimal can one go before things start to get too uncomfortable? And if cavemen weren’t supposed to be too self-conscious about their spelling, I could have just ssh remote echo "$(date -Is)\tTwt Twt Mother-Lover! 🤣🤣" >> /path/to/twtxt.txt and called it a day.
@movq@www.uninformativ.de What about gioui?
@prologic@twtxt.net Such as? 🤔
@aelaraji@aelaraji.com yeah, it looks tedious because it is. LOL. I can twt no matter where I am because a) with Yarn is as easy as opening a web browser, and b) with jenny is as easy at SSHing to my VPS. But, the keyword is fun. That’s what matters!
@movq@www.uninformativ.de What about more modern alternatives based on GLFW?
@bender@twtxt.net LOL 😂 Timezonea are hard 😆
@aelaraji@aelaraji.com Love it! 🤣
Just typing twts directly into my twtxt file.
Details:
- Opening my twtxt file remotely using
vim scp://user@remote:port//path/to/twtxt.txt
- Inserting the date, time and tab part of the twt with
:.!echo "$(date -Is)\t"
- In case I need to add a new line I just
Ctrl+Shift+u, type in the2028and hitEnter
- In order to replay, you just steal a twt hash from your favorite Yarn instance.
It looks tedious, but it’s fun to know I can twt no matter where I am, as long as can ssh in.
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org back to this, I think @prologic@twtxt.net meant 1 November 12:00 UTC. I won’t hold it against him. 🤭
@aelaraji@aelaraji.com tell us all about it, without omitting details!
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org maybe @prologic@twtxt.net managed to mess things up—we should be used to this already, right? LOL—as the meets are always on Saturdays, as early as 06:00 EDT, or whereabouts, never on a Sunday.
You want me to submit a reply with “I probably won’t show up”?
I LOLed IRL! 🤣
@bender@twtxt.net Hm, are we talking about different dates or are there different timezone offsets for this timezone abbreviation? With EDT being UTC-4, 2025-11-02T12:00:00Z is Sunday at 8:00 in the morning local time for you. Or were did I mess up here? :-?
@prologic@twtxt.net You want me to submit a reply with “I probably won’t show up”?
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Nothing special, just fooling around in corporate chats. 🤪
@aelaraji@aelaraji.com no biggies, and welcome back!
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org So you’ve RSVP’d then? 🤣
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org I guess r/unixporn got themselves a competition xD
@bender@twtxt.net Oh! It’s all good, I was planning on retiring my TheLounge instance anyways and will stick to connecting directly for the occasional chat when needed. Cheers! (Sorry for the belated reply.)
@zvava@twtxt.net This made my day. 🤣🤣🤣 And now I’m very tempted to printing this on a T-shirt 🤣 (It could be my very fist Silk screen print ever)
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org then I blame @prologic@twtxt.net, and no one else. LOL. But yeah, it is Saturday around 08:00 my time (EDT).
@bender@twtxt.net @prologic@twtxt.net I got confused again, but luckily, the 2nd November 2025 at noon UTC is right on a Sunday in my timezone. :-)
@movq@www.uninformativ.de Hahaha, now I’m curious what use case you have in mind. :-D
@prologic@twtxt.net Ouch, I don’t want to get hit by these projectiles! :-O Is that black tube on the bottom the remains of a chair leg?
I reckon one could collect these hail stones and put them in the drinks to work around the lost air conditioning. At least if one doesn’t mind icy drinks. (I can’t stand that, because I immediately get hickup when drinking something cold.)
The hail we had yesterday 🤯

@bender@twtxt.net There’s a reason it’s in UTC time 🤣
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org but it is Saturday… 🤣🤣🤣
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org (… I am making a Zalgo Generator in Python right now, because I need it for something else … 🤣)
@bender@twtxt.net LOl so much or building a RSPVP thinty™ ma bob 🤣
@bender@twtxt.net Ohhh! Well, this Sunday is even more unlikely as I’m probably helping a mate in the woods. But maybe we’re quicker than I think.
@movq@www.uninformativ.de It’s way more expensive and time-consuming in the end. If only somebody had warned us!!1
The triangle reminds me of zalgo text: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zalgo_text
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org They’re seriously telling us at work: “Can it be AI’d? Do it, don’t waste time!” Shit like that is the result. (What’s this weird gray triangle in the bottom right corner?)
man and it calls home to see if I'm allowed to do that.
Because OP twtxt seems to be a cross-post from the Fediverse, I am bringing some context here. It refers to this GitHub issue. This comment explains why the issue described is happening:
This is usually due to notarization checks. E.g. the binaries are checked by the notarization service (‘XProtect’) which phones home to Apple. Depending on your network environment, this can take a long time. Once the executable has been run the results are usually cached, so any subsequent startup should be fast.
OP network must be running on 1,200 Baud modem, or less. 🤭 I have never, ever, experienced any distinguishable delays.
man command does not calls home. Not on my macOS 26, at least, but it shouldn't on any other.
@javivf@adn.org.es not having any issues on my M4 mini, no. Smooth. There are some visual discordances I don’t like, but if I give them a blind eye I can live with them. 😅
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org it hasn’t happened yet. It is this coming Saturday.
@arne@uplegger.eu @movq@www.uninformativ.de Der reine Spielzeugladen im Nachbarort hat auch schon vor Jahren dicht gemacht. Online gibt’s das halt alles deutlich günstiger.
Turned out I didn’t make it, sorry. Maybe next time. I hope you had a great yarn, @prologic@twtxt.net and @bender@twtxt.net, and didn’t waste any time waiting for me.
@arne@uplegger.eu Reicht, wenn die Kinder lernen, wie Arbeit und Disziplin geht. https://movq.de/v/e92f4b59ec/capitalism.mp4
man and it calls home to see if I'm allowed to do that.
@bender@twtxt.net It certainly doesn’t here. I’ve even traced it’s network calls. it makes none.
@prologic@twtxt.net Ah, I see. Yeah, you might be right. (Still a fragile process due to the general AI wonkiness, but it can help to some degree, yes.)
@movq@www.uninformativ.de I guess I wasn’t talking about the speed of interesting text/context, but more the “slowness” of these tools. I think I can build/ solutions and fix bugs faster most of the time? Hmmm 🤔 I think the only thing it’s able to do better than me is grasp large codebases and do pattern machines a bit better, mostly because we’re limited by the interfaces we have to use and in my ase being vision impaired doesn’t help :/
@prologic@twtxt.net Yes, although I have a feeling that speech recognition or other means of entering text could be better and much less computationally intensive. 🤔
Fixed following page template bug so cached feed counts render without errors. cc @bender@twtxt.net
@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org Ahh cool! Gatherly needs a “Maybe” for RSVP(s) :)
@bender@twtxt.net It used to work just fine™ - I wonder if it’s my WAF? Lemme turn the WAF off for this tie…
@prologic@twtxt.net @bender@twtxt.net I might join, but cannot tell for sure at the moment.
@prologic@twtxt.net hmmm:
Firefox can’t establish a connection to the server at wss://meet.mills.io/ws/Yarn.social/l3oVrknUnjZo2zSQoGlOX3.
@bender@twtxt.net I think so. Have to retest it though :)
@prologic@twtxt.net so far, yup. I recommend to make the event banner bigger. I almost missed the details of it, as the text is quite tiny.
So just @bender@twtxt.net and I attending our monly call eh?
@prologic@twtxt.net No pressure! This is meant to be fun. 😅
@movq@www.uninformativ.de I think if I was younger, with more energy, and wasn’t blind with leber’s disease (look it up) I’d be fine™ But yeah I get the whole “exhausting” apart. I’ll join you this year, since there’s only 12 puzzles and as you say, we can “take our time” it might actually be fun! (as opposed to exhausting and pressured).