#XMPP brews #coffee ☕, the #August newsletter: https://xmpp.org/2020/08/newsletter-08-august/
you upend the coffee over your desk but instead of splattering, it stays in the air as a black orb from which later that morning, you occasionally steal a tongueful
I can recommend the beach in Scheveningen (NL). Nice place, good coffee.
zero-g mugs, not cups but drop guides, porcelain knots employing surface tension to keep the coffee from spilling
coffee…
coffee.
coffee?
@kas@enotty.dk I’m not discouraged at all. I now know to choose sleep at 8 PM instead of coffee. Maybe one day I’ll get lucky and just sleep the whole night through.
I went for the new thing and chose the coffee. I am not falling asleep in my chair anymore.
currently considering the relative merits of an 8 pm nap vs. an 8 pm coffee
Band name of the day: the coffee brake
Why Caffeine Pills Are Better Than Coffee https://lifehacker.com/in-defense-of-caffeine-pills-1828501954
Nothing says that the other room has to be static, imagine for example having your morning coffee in there, setting down your cup, and the cathedral’s pillars curl up like ferns to reveal the sky
Bad idea of the day: Cryptocurrency but the proof of work is making and serving coffee
a hand reaches out of your screen and steals your coffee mug
The void mold’s been spreading. The ceiling is becoming transparent, closets open into nothingness, cups leak precious coffee into space
Sitting in your window and drinking coffee [wait, where’d that cup come from?] , you watch a plane lag across the sky, sometimes backwards.
“the current machine learning hype is retrocausal propaganda by future intelligences”↵there is such a thing as too much coffee
coffee notes made this morning: an economy based on acausal trade between past and future (along a significant tech gradient)
the coffee is so strong that it recoils from my lips↵so full of ideas that it’s sentient, wants to keep them, doesn’t want to be drunk
she’s reading me like a book: staring at me, thumbing through pages I didn’t know I had, leaving coffee stains, discarding me for the day
The universe is wearing a frilly skirt today. I can tell by the foam on my coffee, the swirly clouds and my toothpaste’s curious bubblyness.
Wake up, dismiss your night form, put on your day skin, drink a coffee, check in the mirror that you don’t wear your face the wrong way.
As we make coffee and add milk, a mind awakens in the surface between the fluids. Its life is short, but all it wants is homogenous nirvana.
Prank I’ve actually pulled off: 1. make coffee 2. add food colouring 3. serve coffee 4. watch in amusement as victims add milk