How to get access to timeline travel tech:â”1. Create a unique and valuable piece of information, e.g. be Satoshiâ”2. Quantum-suicide yourself and the data into one timeline, in all the other timelines leave proof that this happenedâ”3. Wait for timeline travelers to try and rob you
Parsing timeline v3: https://jeffreykegler.github.io/personal/timeline_v3
Meanwhile, the weather reports seemed to have fallen into a different timeline entirely. They hadnât matched reality in weeks, yet one only discussed the topic when the evenings became late and the beers empty
@benaiah@benaiah.me thx for tw. Very useful, but for tt I just used âtwtxt timelineâ, increased âlimit_timelineâ and activated âuse_pagerâ in config.
Josh Millard - Keeping Web Communities Healthy in a Dark Timeline - DonutJS October 2017 - YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhun8OzAmfg
The world will end, should they ever agree on a final version. Sow discord among them, your timeline depends on it
Itâs easy to talk to other timelines: Write a letter, then read in it everything you didnât write
Sanity on the Weird Timeline https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2017/03/14/maintaining-sanity-weird-timeline/
In the timeline where Jesus has children, his water walking trait turns out to be heritable and his children rebuild Atlantis on the waves
@reednj@twtxt.xyz I think we are all using an client to read our timeline, but i somtimes use http://twtxt.xyz/ to read on the go.
#txtnish supports exporting your timeline to html with âtheme html since last night. See https://domgoergen.com/twtxt/timeline.html for an example.
It doesnât do anything interesting, handles no redirects, prints the ugliest timeline and you have to configure it by editing the source file. But it kinda worksâŠ
In the paradise timeline, nobody ever suffers. But every time it branches, yet another former paradise finds out: God has left them.
@phil@philmcclure.duckdns.org, i mostly check @freemor@freemor.homelinux.net timeline. Less bots. How often do you update, @freemor@freemor.homelinux.net?
@freemor@freemor.homelinux.net Or we resort the timline to have the newest entries on top, then you could just request the first x bytes of every feed. But archiving is definitly the pragmatic solution. Get back to me if you want to have that in txtnish. Or maybe someone want to submit a PR?
@tx@0x1A4.1337.cx I like the visualization of the timeline. A static timeline of we-are-twtxt would be cool!
Meet the firehose at https://domgoergen.com/twtxt/firehose.txt. It publishes the complete timeline of we-are-twtxt every ten minutes. Iâll use it for my bots, so i donât have to hit your feeds so often. Feel free to use it too!
#txtnish now requests gzipped pages if possible and you can call timeline with a single url to view the twtfile of someone you donât follow.
@freemor@freemor.homelinux.net Thanks for the reference! How do you create your timeline? Would it help if you had access to the unformatted timeline? Before formatting itâs nick âtâ url âtâ props âtâ unixtime âtâ msg
How should #txtnish handle permanent redirects? Prompt the user to change url? But what if timeline is run in cron? A flag like -I for non-interactive? MhhâŠ
#txtnish has a reply subcommand that opens a editor with your outcommented timeline. Every non empty, not commented line will be tweeted.
While it looks immortal, this amoeba simply happens to divide along the fourth dimension, thus forming an organism spanning timelines.
How to use #txtnix with tor: HTTPS_PROXY=socks://localhost:9050 txtnix timeline Or use the new variables http_proxy and https_proxy
we are the birds that nest in the timelines, perch in the decision treeâs branches, sing to you in your sleep of what could have been
A time knife to cut timelines with, sever someoneâs purpose and maybe spin a new one - a tool for diviners discontent with mere foretelling.
Come letâs hop over into the apocalypse timeline and explore the radioactive ruins of your hometown - I even brought hazmat suits!
Prequel: a huge computer says âthgil eb ereht telâ to nobody in particular, thinking that perhaps in another timeline, it had a purpose.
wear enough watches that go backwards and sideways and time itself will be confused, let you cross timelines if you just throw it some bait
And thereâs ânew to just show the new tweets since the last time you called timeline.
#txtnix now has a âpretty and âsimple for the timeline and view subcommands and a config option display_format that defaults to simple.
This could be a way to discover other twtxt users more easily. Clients could ignore such lines in the timeline if wanted.
a spider that leaves its web between timelines to feed on its alternate selves
A fortress dazzling time itself: Its curved walls, mirrors and prisms induce eddies in the flow, corridors branch into different timelines.
Damn, before leaving work, my timeline was quite slow. Now, displaying the latest 50 messages isnât enough :o
But furious when she found out, she inverted the gears in his clock. He was thrown into a different timeline and never seen again.
twtxt-able twtxt helper scripts, part 1: make âttâ run âtwtxt timeline -l 1000 | lessâ
You have reached the end of your timeline. Please donât scroll any further, beyond it lies radioactive waste.â”Please.â”please.â”p\ÄĂŁsâ”â”PĆââ~đâ°
@kopachris it would be really for discovery and peeking at peopleâs timelines I think
From her head grow timelines, she twirls them in her fingers and braids them by the mirror.
Or is that just where timelines go to die, replaced by a hot loop, and the universe very actively winnows out those knowing such a language?
some emotions famously last forever - bottling one took an eternal cageâ”âloveâ had a cousin once that is now removed from our timeline