under the mountain hums the nation’s weather god, a supercomputer that ensures a good harvest and that the other weather gods don’t spring any surprises

Enjoying the nice weather in Katowice with a Tyskie. It’s OK (the Tyskie).

a church just like a gothic church but without a roof, because through divine intervention or just clever weather manipulation, no rain ever falls in

Characteristic for planets in certain stages of civilization are weather patterns that look like stock markets

The time between “good weather models” and “weather models good enough to make weather manipulation cheap” is the only time there will be accurate weather forecasts, after that it’s up to the highest bidder

Oh, https://wttr.in has run out of weather queries. I hope that’s not caused by xmpp:wttr@mdosch.de 🙄

Band name of the day: weather station in a dead universe

Meanwhile, the weather reports seemed to have fallen into a different timeline entirely. They hadn’t matched reality in weeks, yet one only discussed the topic when the evenings became late and the beers empty

in absence of control over interest rates, states turn to energy prices to regulate their economies, some start experimenting with weather control schemes to direct water, wind, sun their way

that unnamed quality of moving water, busy anthills, cellular automata, weather reports, convection patterns, grass plains in the wind

campfire dvds but for watching trees grow and cities rise and fall, weather systems (earth, jupiter, sol), glaciers, tectonic plates,

The currents and eddies have smells, weather, personalities. Long journeys are pilgrimages, meeting the gods in person, swimming in them

This has been the weather on Earth. Meanwhile, in the Noosphere, another storm is blowing through. These have become quite common, no Jimmy?

The tree is large enough to have weather: Clouds nest in its branches, swarm out at night and return to its protective shadow during day.

📚 Finished reading Meteorology: An Introduction to the Wonders of the Weather LECTURE TRANSCRIPT AND COURSE GUIDEBOOK by Robert G. Fovell

📚 Finished reading Meteorology: An Introduction to the Wonders of the Weather LECTURE TRANSCRIPT AND COURSE GUIDEBOOK by Robert G. Fovell

Moth wings cause no atmospheric storms, but dream storms: Whole weather systems of infectious nightmares that wander a continent’s minds.

Noosphere weather report: Ideological cold front advancing, 30% likelihood of shitstorm, but 90% if it hits and joins the culture war front

The milkynet finally opens up to us. Turns out you have a soulmate but they are a weather system on a planet orbiting Fomalhaut B.

You flash your badge: “I work for the office of weather control. We have received reports about unauthorized butterflies in your backyard.”

You can at least go sledding @kas@enotty.dk! It’s been raining for hours in Berlin. #weather

The Leviathan’s air bladder is large enough to have weather. Surviving crew members of swallowed ships have founded a civilization in it.

Wow, it’s really pouring down today in Berlin. #weather

@kas@enotty.dk Wow wttr.in is really great! I used finger berlin@graph.no until now. #weather

Meteorology and Architecture were among the last fields to merge. Only with weather manipulation at hand, cloud castles came within reach.

Good office slave manual
Yegor Bugayenko has a few tips—a short manual, per se—to help us be good office slaves.

Don’t Nag. No matter what is happening, you should never criticize your direct manager. The boss is always right. Everything else may be wrong — the situation, colleagues, suppliers, computers, the CEO, investors, the market, or the weather, but not the boss you directly report to. The word of this person is the law. The boss is the god. … ⌘ Read more

Cannot agree more with @Spotify on the #stockholm #weather. http://t.co/dJAhPEpCBF

Sun and salty water

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After almost a year, we returned to the beach yesterday. Jetty Park, by Port Cañaveral is around 45 miles from where we live, but still closer than Daytona. It is quite a nice park, with a decently clean beach. For those of you living constantly under the cold weather, sun and salty water is as good as it gets, right? :-)
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Uneventful weekend
This weekend was a bit stressful and I felt some anxiety, but it was uneventful. We –floridians– are enjoying once again a nice fresh weather. Let’s hope it will stay for a little more longer.

I went to work today. I have planned to do the work from home, but could not VPN to work. That forced me to get up my comfortable chair at home, dressed and drive to work. Luckily everything was done on time and I was on my way home around 11:00 AM. It is 12:01 AM while I type this, so I guess I … ⌘ Read more