statping - Status Page for monitoring your websites and applications ⌘ https://github.com/statping/statping

There is now a nice monitoring service for #XMPP service operators: https://observe.jabber.network/ (Thanks jonas´)

30 minutes of scrubbing and washing later, my monitor’s solid-color background looks solid-colored.

I moved all windows off my second monitor and…it just looks so peaceful. Nothing on it but a zoomed-in picture of a sand dune with a very dim menu bar on top.

even though I have these nice hs7 studio monitors on my desk right now, most of my monitoring has been done using my minirig mini. There is just something so irresistable about writing music for something so cute and tiny.

Oh wow, guess Photoshop can really tax your monitor.

“quiet operation” is something people have to ask for on a fancy monitor?

Using Visual Studio Code in fullscreen on my main monitor while looking at other things on the other monitor. I did not expect to turn into one of John Siracusa’s millenial co-workers.

Band name of the day: resident monitor

I love monitoring a process. It’s more excitement than I can handle.

please do not abuse the open nature of this twtxt account, it will be monitored and moderated if necessary - this is an experiment in internet open-ness

It is probably an evil hack, but it is working: I created a #XMPP bot which monitors news feeds for updates and posts them to a MUC. https://salsa.debian.org/mdosch-guest/feed-to-muc

The DEC 340 Monitor – ENGBLG http://engblg.livingcomputers.org/index.php/2018/06/07/the-dec-340-monitor/

“why don’t they dupe anything valuable”↵that sort of thing was nerfed after the Midas bug, they got monitoring in place for this

noise cancelling headphones that monitor the auditory nerve to squeeze out a few extra dB

Monitoring announcement: @tux0r@rosaelefanten.org, your host is down and @cow2001@kaka.farm, your certificate has expired.

Damn you sun! I can’t see my monitor!

How to beat a polygraph test
“He used to advise trainees to clench their anus but has since concluded that terrifying mental imagery works better.”

When you get a control question, which is more general, envision the scariest thing you can in order to trigger physiological distress; the polygraph’s tubes around your chest measure breathing, the arm cuff monitors heart rate and electrodes attached to you fingertips detect perspiration. What is your greatest fear? Falling? Drowning? Being buri … ⌘ Read more