Cats are a social parasite co-opting human reproduction. For our future’s sake, we must steal their niche and evolve catgirls and catboys.

I’d like to turn in this mirror, it’s broken. Shows things that don’t exist. Our cat walked into it, now she’s a ferret. I hate ferrets.

nested irises open, each reveals a different color, you’d think the pupil would show up eventually but no, it’s a yellow cat iris this time

your cat molts, steps out of her skin, emerges just a bit taller↵not long until she spins a fluffy cocoon to end her caterpillar stage

A few of them are just returning from a flight and carrying an emaciated looking cat in their claws.↵Could it be they rescued helium kitten?

Does cat /proc/fs/xfs/stat | awk ‘/^ig/{print $1}’ == 0 really mean that i’m not using the inode cache?

We sacrificed a cat (dying of cancer) to animate a pot and now the pot purrs loudly whenever we cook with it. Enjoys the heat, most likely.

[GLITCH HAZARD]↵contents may:↵scramble memories↵duplicate your cat↵pixelate important body parts↵make you conceive yourself retroactively

You have a cat, large, white and fluffy. Her purr is like distant thunder, and her eyes glint like the setting sun on a lake.

iPhone is near, Leopard not so
For many Apple fans (me included) that were anxiously waiting for both products, this is a good and slight bad news. Good news, iPhone is on track and it will be delivered as promised. Slight bad news, we will have to wait a bit longer for the Big Cat to come out.

Apple - Hot News – iPhone has already passed several of its required certification tests and is on schedule to ship in late June as planned. We can’t wait until custome … ⌘ Read more