Is it just me or does this rock look like a bulldog of some description?

Can’t believe I just fixed my grandmother’s DVD/TV recorder by giving it a somewhat forceful tap with my hand.

It really must be true that technology just needs a kick sometimes🤣

Don’t worry I haven’t forgotten about twtxt it’s just that my life doesn’t really have that much interesting to share right now.

Y’all just ever look outside during summer and think “oh yeah, that looks like it could be cool outside” only to find out that it really isn’t cool outside?

Jellyfish on a leaf.

What more need I say?

Do y’all ever just get the hiccups 3 times in one day? More specifically, 3 times in 4 hours?

Because I did today. Not fun.

Okay so hear me out: I was looking at the weather widget thing on the windows 10 bar thing at the bottom (you know, that thing Microsoft added near the time - I’m not complaining about it lol) and it said to expect heavy t-storms.

In that moment, my tired af brain couldn’t help but picture storm clouds just shaped like the letter T floating through the sky even though I know exactly what t-storm means.

Maybe 11:51pm is too late to be online… :p

I swear birds have gotten away with corrupting the justice system - they get away with things like property damage, aggravated assault, theft, jaywalking and being a public nuisance yet they never get arrested nor do they get sentenced/fined in court.

Ngl putting lemon flavour in cookies and biscuits should be illegal - just let me enjoy pre-packaged baking without the tang of lemon.

@lyse@lyse.isobeef.org maybe coming soon in February. (that’s the rock pile building month lol)

Electric scooters have become a trend where I live lately and there’s kids/teens riding them on roads without helmets. Ngl kinda dangerous #roadsafetypls

NYE is my favourite day of the year because of all the jokes I get to make about doing stuff for the last time this year and doing stuff for the first time next year.