Good night, #twtxt! Don’t let the bed #bugs bite!

One of them has her standing in front of a house, smiling, but the wall covered in scrawl, “LET ME OUT

Let’s start

@kas@enotty.dk Yeah, i know, it’s crazy, especially wp http://stackoverflow.com/questions/7996919/should-url-be-case-sensitive/17113291#17113291, let’s just use only lowercased urls!

@freemor@freemor.homelinux.net Let me know if you have any good idea how to solve that. You probably need two files: your plain twtfile and a signed one in your docroot.

Let’s see what it will do to my twtfile… :)

Gods love to play the game “let’s hide our names in the past”. Near always, their arrival will have been foretold by obscure old media.

using brain implants with control over your facial nerves to let a chatbot handle your meatspace smalltalk

&: what if comparing with zero were hard↵%: haha yeah hilarious, let’s run this as a universe

“Why cats?” Well, source material is readily available, and would humans really let digital life into their files if it weren’t cute?

and when the sun is dying, let us skip this planet over its surface like an ever so large pebble

acid rain blamed on freak coincidence of tornado and ergot infestation +++ citizens advised to stay inside and not let their houses run away

“oh this is neat I’ve always wanted to be a protagonist” you utter fool, you let yourself be eaten by a tragedy, there, a mob at your door

go outside during the storm, take down the firewall, let yourself be drenched by packets, drink their data raw

Memes are agents that will eat your and your group’s communication bandwidth (a finite resource) if you let them. Treat them accordingly.

Another nameless(?) razor: Is a concept useful in understanding? Does it let you ignore unproductive questions?

Penfriendship in the upload age: Split off part of yourself, send it to your friend. They then let it take part in their own life for a day.

@kas@enotty.dk Is #starttls-everywhere just to ease configuration or is there any reason why #lets-encrypt certs won’t work on mail servers?

Come let’s hop over into the apocalypse timeline and explore the radioactive ruins of your hometown - I even brought hazmat suits!

Depriva™ virtuality enhancer allows you to focus on what is important by shutting out all nonvirtual senses. Don’t let reality distract you!

At this moment, oversized dreamcatchers are trawling dreamtime, fishing off many dreams destined for you. Don’t let it happen! #oneiprotect

Let’s be honest, it seems to be impossible to use twtxt without adding new stuff to the client. So much fun.

run two instances, let one watch and project its relief of not being the victim into the other’s thoughts

mirrored glasses that let you see your own eyes and nothing else

You carry out a heist on Pandora’s box to free Hope’s little sister, but only manage to let Heispair and Fumousity escape. Good job hero~

“black holes are not hairy”↵you’ve obviously never met one, they actually have magnificent fur that they’ll let you stroke if you ask nicely

bite the ground: feel the crust crack under your teeth↵smell the exposed mantle↵let continents melt on your tongue↵lick lava off your lips

He plucks notes from light rays pulled taut between the stars and your eyes. Your soul wants to leave with the song but you won’t let it

An anonymous writers’ club where to be let in, you have to come up with a story the bouncers like (they’re unusually bookish for bouncers)

Old idea of mine whose time may have come: VR/AR overlay that lets you spam virtual graffiti and imaginary buildings

Embrace oblivion, keep it as a pet, let it eat discarded memories and nibble at your mental calluses, stay nimble, raw and fresh

wear enough watches that go backwards and sideways and time itself will be confused, let you cross timelines if you just throw it some bait

burn the books, free the stories↵let the great herds of ages past thunder again↵and run among them like the old bards

glass scissors cut light beams↵glass hands fold them into cranes↵let them fly and light wings cut the sky

kaleidoscopic writing: take [collection of shiny things], let it tumble about and assume many different configurations, describe them all.

Collect some of that frost before the sun does! Keep in a ziploc in the freezer, fashion an ice bird from it when winter comes. Let it fly.

A vocoder but for thoughts: it removes their humanity and lets you modulate them onto the emotions of a machine.

Wow, a third of all ssl certificates on twtxt are from Let’s Encrypt. Incredible.

They let it into their cities while they make their homes waterproof and repurpose balconies as doors. Their children may leave, they won’t.

@edsu let’s see…

Plant an oak, confess to the seedling, let it absolve you. But the more dreadful the secret, the more crooked the oak. People will wonder.

Meditation: Surround yourself with mirrors. Let your presence bleed into them entirely, remove the center. Shatter them into dust.

Lay down on the noise floor, let yourself sink into its fuzzy depths, watch the spikes grow over your head. Reemerge.

Of course I kept the unrestricted copies for myself.↵A burglar may one day find them in my basement and let them loose upon the world.

GeoGuessr - Let’s explore the world!: http://t.co/ezpFv60Sg3

C.E.O. no longer, good bye Steve!
Steve Jobs “ resigns” as Apple’s C.E.O.

“I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple’s C.E.O., I would be the first to let you know,” Mr. Jobs wrote. “Unfortunately, that day has come.”

The world needs more Steve Jobs. He will be missed. Get better Steve! ⌘ Read more

What I thought when my plane crashed
From CNN Opinion, this\
article, written by Ric Elias I liked. I liked it
so much, I decided to keep it here, for when it is not longer available
at CNN. As I did with a previous\
article I kept from the WSJ, if CNN
does not likes what I have done, let me know and I will remove it, or
adapt it to a compromise. Please do not sue … ⌘ Read more

Ricky Gervais - Why I’m an atheist
This is an article
written by Ricky Gervais, for The Wall Street Journal back in 2010.

Reproduced entirely here, as SpeakEasy seems not to be keep articles
around long enough. If WSJ does not like what I have done, let me know
and I will remove it, or adapt it to a co … ⌘ Read more

Use Google Checkout
I was going to write a longer note on Paypal and eBay, but after some time to cool down I do not think it is worth it. Instead I am going to recommend, wholeheartedly, the use of Google Checkout for all your payments and shopping needs. Really, once again Google did not let me down and transformed an otherwise nightmare into a pleasant auctioning/shopping dream.

If you must use eBay, find a way to use Google Checkout with it. Y … ⌘ Read more

Bright House follow up
You will remember my previous Bright House post. The same day I wrote that, I got a call from a Bright House customer service representative. Since there is no need to know names, let’s call her Christine. I like that name.

Christine told me Bright House was aware I had publicly written about my displeasure with their services, and that her job was to make sure I was completely satisfied. Fair enough. After patiently listening … ⌘ Read more