#TFW your code works, even though you don’t know why it works, because as far as you can tell, it shouldn’t work at all. 🤔

TFW you give yourself low-grade caffeine toxicity expecting to be productive at work but instead end up writing long twitter threads about strategic subculture destablization

TFW people post rhetorical questions to quora

TFW you’re trying to balance your desire to recommend a long list of books on some subject with your distaste for the concept of a canon, and then realize that it’s probably OK because you don’t have enough power to impact what people actually read

TFW people you’ve never interacted with already have you blocked on birdsite because you sent positive affirmations to Tay years ago & the shared blocklist curator wasn’t discerning.

tfw middle-aged billionaires try to buy their way into weird sun twitter & accidentally get cybergoth GFs instead

TFW you have so many movies you haven’t watched yet that you have to roll a D4 once and then a D20 twice in order to pick one

tfw your pet planet is blocking the reading light because it’s playing eclipse again