↳ In-reply-to » How come no one ever talks about Mambos 1-4? Is there some big secret about them? Did they contain some forbidden dance steps or something?

@klaxzy@klaxzy.net Indeed it is, and apparently it’s the only numbered Mambo anyone is cleared to talk about.

I’m sure it doesn’t mean anything, and it’s not like there’s some huge conspiracy involving the military-industrial complex, the Illuminati, and the lizard people to control what mambos people know about, but…

I mean, if I disappear tomorrow, I’m sure it won’t be for having asked about the mambos… 😉